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Ep. 10 – Assassins

It’s killer vs. killer as Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas try to outdo each other and be the best assassin of all time for deeply nebulous reasons, as we discuss the film Assassins (1995). Experience the full range of human emotion—from devoid of feeling to hammy. We chat about the finer points of meaningless assassin feuds, retro computer technology, and cat ladies, in a wild ride taking us from breakaway floors to the intricacies of the assassin rating system!
Deric Brown drops in as our special guest.

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Ep. 9 – Jupiter Ascending

We’re not in Kansas anymore as we head to the funked up world of Jupiter Ascending. Whether it’s bestiality, the virtues of lies, or Best Actor Oscar Winner Eddie Redmayne chewing the hell out of some scenery, Jupiter Ascending has everything, except for a compelling plot or characters.

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Ep. 8 – The Number 23

Twenty-three is everywhere–it’s a conspiracy! And we watched the film that explores the 23 enigma, The Number 23, which is so needlessly confusing and convoluted that it is truly a horror to behold, just like the malevolent number 23. (Did you know that there are two words in Cinamazing Chats, and “C” is the third letter of the alphabet? 23!!)

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Ep. 7 – Con Air

What could be more American than a true classic as we discuss Con Air. All the explosions and Nicolas Cage running around in a mullet and tank top you could ever ask for, as we make profound conclusions about what’s really going on with Poe and Garland Greene, and whether the film comes down on the side of mankind being good or evil.

Warning: the film discussed contains elements of sexual violence as well as other violent acts attributed to the various characters.

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“Escape on a Flatbed”
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Ep. 4 – Spider-man 3

Join us for a chat that’s soooo good as we analyze why Mary Jane became such a pain, how Sandman isn’t such a bad guy once you get to know him, and how Uncle Ben is the redeemer who will save us all- in this our epic, action-packed edition of Cinamazing Chats of Sam Raimi’s ill-fated Spider-man 3!

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“Escape on a Flatbed”
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Ep. 3 – The Cobbler

Adam Sandler stars in this bizarre misstep from Tom McCarthy. As Sandler explores the possibilites of magical shoes the turn the wearer into another person, we watch in agape horror as the film manages to offend just about everyone. We will explore the moral dubiousness of his “hilarious” antics, as well as the possible origins of the film, and why Dustin Hoffman agreed to be in another film about magical shoes.

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“Escape on a Flatbed”
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Ep. 1 – Howard The Duck

Welcome to our inaugural installment of Cinamazing Chats! On this episode we discuss the improbable existence of the film, “Howard the Duck,” as well as George Lucas’ duck fetish, and Lea Thompson is down with the fowl. Tune in as Pablo and Erica dissect the films many, many flaws.

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“Escape on a Flatbed”
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